Crushing on Michael Lista (Yes, That Michael Lista)

When Haley Wornette suggested we do a crush on poet Michael Lista, we jumped at the opportunity — a storm of clicks resonated through Parkdale as our heels landed on the ceramic floors of the WORN office. Lista’s first book of poems, Bloom, was released to widespread acclaim, and he is currently working on his second book titled The Scarborough. Lista describes both works as sharing “an interest in the Canadian character, and particularly the allergies of the Canadian imagination. I’m interested in the stories we ignore, or don’t want to remember. Canada’s a new country, but it suffers from an illness associated with the elderly: amnesia. I’m interested in how poetry’s mnemonic qualities can co-mingle with that Canadian amnesia.” Lista assumed his role as Poetry Editor at The Walrus on September 1st, which just so happened to be his birthday — and in Harris tweed blazers, or cuffed white slacks, Michael Lista brings a whole new meaning to the term Birthday Suit.

How does the way you dressed in high school compare to how you dress currently?
I’m sorry to report that I went to a Catholic high school, where I had to wear a uniform. Now that I think about it, the uniform is one of the few things that I actually genuinely enjoyed about the experience. Wearing the uniform — grey slacks, white button-down, tie, navy blazer — has made my default dress pretty dressy. Save the hottest of days, I don’t usually leave the house without a sport coat and tie. I just feel comfortable that way.

How (if at all) does fashion play into being a writer, or even your own poetry?
Poetry and fashion! There’s so much to say. Well of course it’s terribly unfashionable to be a poet. Most poets are terribly unfashionable. Ooh, I’ve got another one: a lot of poems bore — especially poems written by young poets— precisely because they’re trying too hard to be fashionable.

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Buy a 1930s dress, help an elderly cat

A couple of years ago, I brought home a cat. It didn’t take long for me to see that, despite the fact he was a very nice cat, I was not at all a Cat Person.

Our relationship was riddled with misunderstandings on both sides: he could not understand why, at three in the morning, my chest was not meant to be a launching pad to the window, and I could not understand why his number one mandate was to shed hair 24 hours a day (often – perplexingly – on surfaces he could not possibly reach). We continued to live together but, if someone asked, I’d say we weren’t that close. And then he ate a yard – yes, three full feet – of taffeta elastic (who knew that wouldn’t be a good idea?). My sister rushed us to the very expensive middle-of-the-night vet and I handed over my credit card without a second thought.

So when we got this email from a reader we decided to post it. Because when you love a cat, you really really love it.

Hello, WORN -
I am a low income senior with some items I would like to sell. I do not want to do this through the various vintage shops because they cannot afford to pay much. They are trying to run a business. I understand that, but I need money for vet bills for my elderly cat. Do you accept classified ads from individuals?

I have a couple of dresses from the 1930′s which belonged to my mother, and some jewellery – once it is gone, that’s it for that source of income for me. The bias-cut, silk velvet slinky evening gown, dark brown, size 9-ish, and a couple of interesting pins are the best buys.

I have no clue how to sell things on the internet: it is a miracle I can send an email.

Thanks, Cate [a1dogzncatz@sympatico.ca]


Please note – As a general rule, we do not post classified ads. THIS IS STRICTLY A ONE-TIME THING.
-G.