The weather is getting colder, university students everywhere are freaking out over exams, and the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack has been playing nonstop here at the offices for the past week. This can only mean one thing: the holiday season is upon us. We know how much of a bummer it is to hang out in the basement of the mall this time of year (if you can help it), so for that Secret Santa of yours why not consider giving a WORN gift pack?
The scientific evidence supporting this decision is in:
- Unlike a puppy, you don’t need to walk it and it won’t poop on your carpet.
- The amount of content that comes in five issues will entertain for hours in a way that jazzercise DVDs never will.
- We strive for timeless content, which means this gift will still be relevant once that Justin Bieber bobblehead is obsolete.
- So awesome any other gifts you give just might pale in comparison.
- Anna Fitz
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