A couple of years ago, I brought home a cat. It didn’t take long for me to see that, despite the fact he was a very nice cat, I was not at all a Cat Person.
Our relationship was riddled with misunderstandings on both sides: he could not understand why, at three in the morning, my chest was not meant to be a launching pad to the window, and I could not understand why his number one mandate was to shed hair 24 hours a day (often – perplexingly – on surfaces he could not possibly reach). We continued to live together but, if someone asked, I’d say we weren’t that close. And then he ate a yard – yes, three full feet – of taffeta elastic (who knew that wouldn’t be a good idea?). My sister rushed us to the very expensive middle-of-the-night vet and I handed over my credit card without a second thought.
So when we got this email from a reader we decided to post it. Because when you love a cat, you really really love it.
Hello, WORN -
I am a low income senior with some items I would like to sell. I do not want to do this through the various vintage shops because they cannot afford to pay much. They are trying to run a business. I understand that, but I need money for vet bills for my elderly cat. Do you accept classified ads from individuals?
I have a couple of dresses from the 1930′s which belonged to my mother, and some jewellery – once it is gone, that’s it for that source of income for me. The bias-cut, silk velvet slinky evening gown, dark brown, size 9-ish, and a couple of interesting pins are the best buys.
I have no clue how to sell things on the internet: it is a miracle I can send an email.
Thanks, Cate [a1dogzncatz@sympatico.ca]

Please note – As a general rule, we do not post classified ads. THIS IS STRICTLY A ONE-TIME THING.
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hhmmmm….. i’m curious about those dresses
This sounds like me radio-ing in from the future. When people talk into their hands to communicate and blink to travel distances I’ll still be opening up tins of cat food for my furry, four-footed children wondering about how to hock my early-millenium gear; looking to young, Type A kids to give me a hand to do so (a bionic one).
Aw this breaks my heart I wish I could… but will pass the message along.
my vintage dealer is interested! will email. :)